So why on earth are we supposed to eat veggies before everything else now to avoid a so-called food coma? I mean, really? It’s like the diet world just threw a dart at a board and decided ‘veggies go first.’ Supposedly this is going to save us from insulin resistance and avoid that mysterious food coma we all love to blame our laziness on. Let’s be real, if it weren’t for some self-proclaimed “Glucose Goddess” saying it, would anyone even care? Probably not.
I mean, veggies first. Then protein. Then carbs. Because clearly, our digestive systems are just waiting for a new drill sergeant to tell it how to do its job. It’s almost as if we’re puppets being manipulated by whatever health fad strolls onto social media next. Must be revolutionary! Or not. Have you seen this circus? Everyone’s pretending this is some science-true method. I guess if you eat at five-star restaurants every day, it’s easy to prioritize your food order when you have actual time.
But sure, I’ll attempt veggie-first dining with my sad desk salad while trying not to spill dressing on yesterday’s to-do list. Thanks, eating order rules. You’re really helping with life. Whatever.