So, people are actually doing face yoga now. Yeah, that’s right. Actual exercises for your face. Because apparently, smiling and frowning during your life’s daily dramas isn’t enough of a workout for those cheekbones. Ridiculous. It’s like, hey, let’s pretend we’re Venus de Milo and sculpt our own face. Can’t we just let gravity and time do their thing?
But no, now some guru of the aesthetically insane world decided we need to add strange grimaces to our beauty routines, claiming it’s a natural alternative to Botox. News flash: looking permanently surprised by the absurdity of it all might just do the trick. Who knew forehead wrinkles could generate entire empires? Apparently, we did. Underlined by the trendiness of the holistic beauty craze and some pseudo ‘pro-aging’ movement. But who am I to judge? The next miracle might just be your face becoming its own yoga mat. Here’s to face poses that make you look like you’ve been birthed prematurely by a goldfish.
Honestly, it’s laughable how people are buying into this circus. People upload videos of themselves contorting their faces into not-so-flattering expressions claiming it’s all for the sake of beauty. Since when did looking like a pufferfish on a bad day become a step toward youthful glow? Honestly, if you’re curious about more on this nonsense, you can always check this specific text to see the wild world of putting your face through its own personal gym session. Whatever.