So, goat yoga is a thing now? Seriously, what is it with people and turning everything into some side show? I’m just trying to imagine rolling out my yoga mat, getting into child’s pose, and then BAM, a goat hops on my back. Relaxing? Yeah, right. Not even close.
Who thought it was a great idea to combine animal therapy with what’s supposed to be a meditative practice but then again who am I kidding because these days it’s all about the Instagram shot and not the actual practice and oh, how could we forget the weirdly popular need to do viral things so people can brag about their bizarre weekend activities on this specific text. Such joy.
Can you even focus on your breath when there’s a freakin’ animal trying to munch on your sweatpants? I wouldn’t be surprised if people start doing yoga with tarantulas or something next because why not up the ante on sheer madness just for some likes?
Whatever.