So, tiger nuts. Yeah, they’re not nuts. What genius came up with that name? It’s like calling a cat a dog just for kicks. But don’t worry because they’re tubers. Yes, tubers. Whatever. At this point, I’m just tired of life being a giant contradiction.
You might think you’re safe from allergic reactions because these aren’t real nuts, but let’s pile on the confusion and hide them in milk or flour, and call it a day. Just so some overzealous health nut can put it in a lunchbox and call it safe for schools. How did we even get here?
Also, they’re prebiotic fiber powerhouses, apparently. Amazing! But guess what? Your kids probably hate them, but they can’t complain because this is what health looks like now. You can slap an ‘AIP friendly’ sticker on them. Yeah, great. That’s gonna win them any popularity contest at school, right? Kids love picking the ‘lifestyle’ snack over candy.
Prebiotic powerhouse my foot. Maybe I’m supposed to drink the milk-pretender version of it and feel like I’ve achieved futuristic school snack nirvana. Whatever.