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And don’t even get me started on the pH balance rubbish. Last thing I checked, I’m not a walking fish tank in need of pH maintenance. When did this become a thing that people actually worry about? Your body regulates its own pH, dummy. No need to swallow overpriced fairy dust for that! Anyway, in case you’re brave enough to sort through this nonsense, maybe try balancing your wellness with some down-to-earth yoga moves through this specific text.
But, you know, whatever. If believing in nonsense is your thing, who am I to stop you? Go ahead and chant your way to enlightenment or something. I’m out.
So, I came across this thing talking about Cellfood and all its great benefits like detoxing, healing, and even balancing your pH levels. Really? Because, you know what? I’m getting real tired of every little product trying to sell itself as the miracle cure for everything wrong with your life. Like, drinking water was probably invented the day after these people found out about cells and energy. As if a sprinkle of ‘special ingredients’ can cleanse you like magic sponges. Spoiler alert: it doesn’t.
And don’t even get me started on the pH balance rubbish. Last thing I checked, I’m not a walking fish tank in need of pH maintenance. When did this become a thing that people actually worry about? Your body regulates its own pH, dummy. No need to swallow overpriced fairy dust for that! Anyway, in case you’re brave enough to sort through this nonsense, maybe try balancing your wellness with some down-to-earth yoga moves through this specific text.
But, you know, whatever. If believing in nonsense is your thing, who am I to stop you? Go ahead and chant your way to enlightenment or something. I’m out.
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